Prank Calls |
"Can I speak to Amanda please, yeah last name is Huggankiss..."
"Can I speak to Mr. Butts please, first name Seymour..."
"Can I speak to Hugh, yeah uh-hu, Hugh Jass..."
"Can I speak to Homer, last name Sexual..."
"Can I speak to Mrs. Ivana please, Ivana Tinkle..."
Ideas
Before you make the call, plan it on a piece of paper. List the plot, the character and so on. Think of the listeners; what will make them laugh? Try to think and reherse all the ways the conversation could go. Have a reaction for all of them. Don't let the conversation get boring! Liven it up by what ever means you can.
Remember to keep in control of the conversation, no matter how angry the victim gets. What could provoke the victim into- anger/trust/nervousness etc. This is best determined when you've heard your victim speaking a conversation.
Once your victim trusts you, you can get them to virtually anything!
Have a funny name ready, these prove a very interesting and funny call e.g. Amanda Huggankiss, Hugh Jaas and Ivana Tinkle.
Test your voice, use different accents! Or better yet, make a call and change your accent as many times as you can before the victim notices.
You don't have to understand everything the victim says. Confuse his words and get him annoyed by asking him to repeat phrases.
Gun fights and police sirens work a treat in the background! Experiment with our background sounds free for you to download at The PrankHouse.
Downloads
Armageddon (1200k) - As poor radio news announcer tries to keep his cool when he is passed a story about two guys and a gerbil. Navy Call (550k) - Here's a prank phone call to the Navy by a radio station. Jack In The Box (550k) - Jack Nicholson, as the Jack-In-The-Box waiter gets a little upset when his patron doesn't get that fries are not available. Help Line (400k) - This poor newbie really has a long way to go. Maybe buying a computer wasn't such a good idea! Thai Food (1600k) - This is a real phone call made to a Thai Restaurant where the caller simply recites the names of rap bands rather than ordering food. Who's On First? (620k) - Abbott and Costello show their mastery of comedy in this classic dialogue. A Steve Martin Christmas (700k) - Christmas Bells are ringing, and Steve Martin shares his thoughts. Bimbo Girl (570k) - You may want to dance along with this one. Bill's Song (1400k QuickTime) - This is a great tune with real sound clips from Bill's speech. Saddam Song (800k) - A great little song dedicated to everyone's buddy, Saddam. Bartles and James (97k) - A great commercial for a new type of Bartles and James. Beans (81k) - This poor advertiser really has problems. Champaign Showers (152k) - This is what happens when kids copy their favorite sports heroes. The ClintStones 1 (273k) - Clint Eastwood take the part of Fred in this rendition of the Flintstones. The ClintStones 2 (192k) - Here's another edition of the ClintStones. Condom Ad (95k) - Here's a special condom idea for everyone. The Cop Channel (182k) - Now a special channel dedicated to cop shows. Good Vibrations (614k) - An unsuspecting girl receives a call about a recall on her vibrator. Crash Diet (96k) - Looking to lose a little weight? Cat Food (1.0M) - That's not chicken in your chow mein. My Wife Cindy (1200k) - A radio station puts a guy on the spot while his affair is on the phone. You Stole My Newspaper? (2.5M) - English guy complains to a Chinese guy because he continuously steals his paper...
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Buttheads (163k) - Remember... buttheads are people too. Jive Delta (184k) - A brand new Delta Airlines commercial... in Jive. Dub Theatre (1200k) - All you favorite movies dubbed in different languages. The Elvis Tapes (204k) - Now you can order the last phone conversations of Elvis. Fromage Perfume (157k) - A new perfume that is taking the cosmetics industry by storm. The Fungus Hut (150k) - Are you a mushroom fan? Gump Fiction (496k) - Here's a new Forrest Gump movie... Gump Fiction. Helen Sings (171k) - Yikes... Helen Keller sings the Blues. Hot Tub Illness (135k) - Do you sit in hottubs? Better think again. Intercom School (150k) - So now I know where intercom announcers learned their skills. Holmes Pizza (124k) - When you're really hungry, order one of these. Job Search (80k) - Looking for a job? This is the place. Good Morning! (73k) - Good morning! Kerpow! Really Hot Chili (73k) - You wanted the hottest chili around? Here it is. Rap Seuss (97k) - Kids need a new way to learn to read. How about a little Dr. Seuss Rap?. Smokers Airlines (154k) - An airline dedicated specifically to smokers. Sumophobia (136k) - Do you have a phobia for sumo wrestlers? Win-Beer (75k) - How about a computer that makes beer? Yogurt (125k) - Here's a fun little commercial for yogurt. Dicken's Cider (135k RA) - Although a play on words, it is adult content. Letterman Top 10 (192k) - The Top10 signs your spouse is having a Cyber-Affair. Penis Tatooist (1.0M) - A prank call to a tatooist requiring a really long word tattooed on his penis... Kicking My Dog (436k) - Guy complains to his neighbour because his daughter had kicked his dog. Sh*****g My Self (232k) - Guy wanting medication for his severe diarrhea. Very funny all the way through... |
A&P Stores (177kb) - This commercial spoof poses the question 'Would you shoplift if the penalty was death?'. Alien Conspiracy (155kb) - Answering Machine message featuring a very odd alien guy... American Online (108kb) - Commercial parody of a famous online service. Xerox Assjet (177kb) - Having trouble photocopying your ass? Then the Xerox Assjet 790 is for you! Bartender College (113kb) - You have spent enough time on the other side of the bar to qualify for enrollment! Leave It To Beaver (213kb) - Starring Clint Eastwood as the lovable Beaver. Great TV show parody! Big Gay One (132kb) - Takes a poke at the new changes in the American military. American Bimbo Collection (170kb) - Each month, you will receive a Classic American Bimbo. Fairy Godfather (212kb) - The strange and wacky story of a Mafia Don with strange habits. You're A Goodfella, Charlie Brown (83kb) - Starring Joe Pesci as that lovable round-headed kid, Charlie Brown. Chickety China The Chinese Chicken (1.5M) - Guy phones a Chinese restaurant wanting to order "Chickety China The Chinese Chicken!" |
Hannukah Song (1876kb) - Adam Sandler sings the song he made famous on Saturday Night Live. Star Wars (195kb) - Disco Star Wars parody based on the Rose Royce song 'Car Wash'. Star Wars Cantina (429kb) - Another Star Wars song parody based on the Barry Manilow song 'Copacabana'. Homer Simpson (49kb) - Answering Machine message by, you guessed it, Homer Simpson. X-Files Xmas (164kb) - Scully and Mulder yuk it up for Christmas in this wacky wav classic. The Man Song (1191kb) - One of the most popular and famous songs ever put on the Web. The Woman Song (845kb) - Not as popular but a lot harder to find. Here it is ladies! Delta Airlines (185k) - A new approach to advertising for a famous airline. Mission Impossible (182kb) - Twisted ad parody based on the Mission Impossible movie. Windows 95 (124k) - Disaster movie parody based on movies like Airport 75, starring Charlton Heston.
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