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Special Edition Books
Christmas Ideas to torture your room-mate
Things to do in a Computer lab
Things to do in a public toilet
Different ways of coping with stress
Ways to freak out your room-mate
Different ways to order a pizza
Things to say to a police officer
Random Pranks
One of the
oldest tricks in the book; you take some Clingfilm and go to a toilet. Then you
stretch the Clingfilm tightly as possible across the toilet to avoid detection.
And when a drunk staggers in and pees in the direction of the bowl, you will
hear a long cry of anguish.
As your "victim" is in the shower rinsing their hair after they've washed it, stand on something like a stool or the toilet and slowly pour shampoo or dishwashing liquid on their head as they are rinsing. It causes their hair to soap up even more. So, of course, they think they haven't done a good job rinsing and they take forever trying to get the soap out before they figure out that they have been a victim of a practical joke.
This is a really funny prank you can try. When someone is lying on their backs, spray some liquid in their face and 'fart' in their face. It is really funny! You have to try it to believe it. You'll see what happens...
When someone has a fizzy drink in a cup with a straw, wait for them to leave the room for a small period. While they are getting busy in the toilet you can tie a knot in the straw. It is absolutely hilarious to watch them try and get some fluids into their body!
Take an Oreo cookie and remove the white icing. Then replace it with a paste of your choice. It can be anything from toothpaste to some really strong glue!
Un-attach the shower bit at the very top of it and deposit some Kool-Aid. When they have finished their shower, they will be in for a colourful surprise!
Why not get some expanding insulation foam from any DIY shop and go wild with it. You can fill the school lockers with this, spray some in the important files cabinet. The list is endless!
There is
another party game called Banana Munch. You, again, blindfold contestants and
tell them to run to the other end and try to munch the banana as soon as
possible. On the word go, you tell the other contestants to stay silent. After
wolfing the banana as fast as possible the victim opens his eyes to a sea of
grinning faces!
Go up to someone who is sleeping, and really needs this sleep because he/she has a really important day up ahead, and rub Vaseline all over their toes and feet. While they are asleep a part of their brain is trying to keep the toes in a certain position but because the Vaseline is there the brain is still active. So when the person wakes up they will realize they had no sleep!
First take some of the liquid washing substances that you have in your kitchen ( fairy washing liquid) and then mix it with some other washing liquids. Put in in a huge bucket and mix it all up. Take it over to your victim's house and pour it in his lawn - it would help if he had one - Try to spell out a certain word. The word won't go off fo0r weeks!
Take about 10 large safety pins and attach them to whatever the person next to you is wearing ( try not to pierce their skin because that is intention to hurt) , just try and watch them turn over!
For this trick
you must spare £10. You need to wait until your male friend has gone away some
where - maybe a business trip or something, and on his return you must send him
a big bunch of flowers with a romantic message on the back. You must make sure
his other half will be there so he won't be able to hide them under the sofa. If
you want more you could occasionally drop by to see the mayhem you have caused,
but it always might look obvious...
This is a real funny one to do in parties; you blindfold a contestant and tell him that each plate represents a landmine. But when he has been blindfolded you secretly remove the plates leaving him hopping about like a disabled frog. You may want to say things like "mind that one" or "watch out". When he takes his blindfold off, he will realize what a fool he has been made to look!
This
is the perfect chance for the practical joker to peep in. Host a fancy dress
party and tell one of the people who are coming that it is a fancy dress. But
then you tell the rest of the people to come in ordinary clothes, however you
might want to tell the others what is going on in case the victim phones another
person to compare outfits. The doorbell rings and in steps Julius Caesar into a
room full of people with normal clothes!
Address an envelope to yourself, and in the place where you're supposed to put the return address, and write" Your secret admirer". Write a love letter that looks like your roommate's boyfriend or girlfriend wrote it to YOU and "accidentally" leave the letter and envelope somewhere where your roommate is sure to find it. Your roommate will never talk to you again!
If you are really bored and have nothing to do, why not talk to a post box? It may sound weird but by the time you would have finished, you would have attracted a bigger audience that channel 5! A good place to start talking is a place full of people such as Oxford Street or Trafalgar Square. If you live outside the UK you may have your own ideas. Even though it is a figment of imagination, it would keep you going for a time…
Remove the bolts of your victims chair except the last one, which should be left poking out. Let your target stroll in and fall through the chair! - Hide in a department stores coat rack and stick your arms out on passers by.
This is an
outdoor trick you could try. Visit a shop where people have left their
umbrellas. While no one is watching you slowing pour confetti or flour down one
umbrella. So when it is pouring outside, the smartly-dressed business man opens
his umbrella only
to be covered in either confetti or flour. Be careful you play this trick on, I
suggest that you do not try this on an elderly or disabled person.
This is
connected to the previous trick; instead of pouring contents down an umbrella,
you tightly wrap the spiky bits with cello tape or any other stick tape. So when
the man tries to open his umbrella it just would not open. No matter how hard he
tries he wouldn't get it open unless someone has pity on him...
For this trick
you need to make a bet with some guy that he won't be able to keep two glasses
of water in each hand, he will obviously go along with it only to realize it has
to be placed in the back of your hand. When he is in the middle of this you get
up from the sofa and pop down to the pub leaving your friend in a sticky
situation. If he decides to hold it until you come back his arms will hurt like
hell, and if he drops it he owes you a new glass set!
This is one of
the best you can get. All you need is some string and a brain. Firstly you go
around a corner and explain to a passer by that your work mate or colleague
hasn't turned up yet, and you were wondering if he could hold this piece of
string while you used it for measuring. Then you go around the corner and
explain the same thing to another passer by. Once you have done you trot off
leaving two total strangers holding string for no reason!
When you have a great family dinner, slowly poke some holes in the beer cans. Make sure that you don' t puncture all the beer cans. When the poor souls pick up the drink and start downing a couple - half of the beer will spill on their shirts! The reason that you didn't poke holes in all the beer cans is because you do not want the other adults to notice the spillage.
When you are in the front seat of a car and the driver has forced you to stay in while he does what he needs, why not take off the bit where the air comes out for the air conditioning feature and deposit some sand, sawdust or anything that can cause a mess. When they turn the heating on, the car will be covered in a shower of your choice! But remember to get out before it happens though or it won't be very funny...
When you and a couple of mates are at a party, stack a great tower of empty beer bottles and ask someone outside to come running in to the room. CRASH! This will only work if the victim is drunk...
Unscrew the tops of slat/pepper shakers in restaurants and lay it on the top so it is unnoticeable. Next time someone uses it it they will have a messy time. You can also replace the shakers so the customers taste that "unopted" flavour!
Just when you get off your floor on the lift, let off a stink bomb and hit every button. This way the people will have to stand the revolting smell.
Get an animal leash and attach it to some dead animal. Then attach the other end to your victim's car. Hide the animal so it is unnoticeable. When the car moves, everyone will be disgusted and will probably contact some animal lovers group.
Find out which catalogs let you get another free by calling a free number. Preferably get about thirty delivered free to your victim's house and bombard their house with unwanted catalogs. This may not seem like a prank but when you start to get a catalog each day it starts to get annoying!
Leave a message for your mum or dad saying that one of the following people called - Mr. C Lions, Mrs. G Raff or Mr. Elie Fantt - Leave the number for your local zoo. Watch them phone up and ask for Mr. Elephant!
When you are at a part, organize a game where you blindfold someone, then tell him/her that you have laid ceramics on top of each other across the room. When they start they will be prancing around like a stupid donkey!
Gather some of your friends and all start to stare at a particular building or an object. All the passer-bys will naturally try and find out what you are staring at!
Cut a the silhouette of a gun out of a piece of metal and place in your targets bag before they go through an airport x-ray machine.
In a fancy restaurant, super glue the table cloth, napkins, sauce pots, plates, cutlery and any other objects on the table and watch the new waiter try to get them off.
Soapsuds - this is a liquid that multiplies. You can throw it in phone booths or rooms and it will multiply to fill up the space. Here's how to make it;: Fill a bucket with hot water. Empty some dishwashing detergent into this bucket. Drop in it a few pounds of crushed dry ice, then take cover.
Super glue 20 pence to the pavement and watch everyone try and take it off. If you are the serious prankster why not super glue a coin of more value to make it more fun...
Get some clear hair gel and go to a supermarket. When you get there get a group of guys to apply clear gel on the handles. Just try and hold your cry of laughter as you watch their reactions as their hands are full of gel!
Rub a candle on a really important piece of paper preferably of a business man or woman. They not be able to write on it, and will think it is their pen.
Carefully take apart a 'Oreo' cookie. Scrape out the filling and replace it with toothpaste, shaving foam or any other white paste.
Poor baby oil in your targets shampoo bottle. When they come out they will start asking why their hair is so sticky.
Apply your victim's personal details to any big company looking to recruit anyone, something like The Territorial Army!
If you work around computers, you can try and cello tape the mouse to the table or to make it more effective tape the ball itself. The experts will go crazy trying to find the problem!
Buy a universal remote control that works on all TVs. Sneak up to a window and start changing the channels. This is a prank you will be cracking up on. Trust me.
If your staying at a hotel; ask the receptionist to give you a 4:00 am wake up call and to ring repeatedly. Convince the receptionist that your are a sound sleeper. Then give the room number of your enemy.
Make a recording of somebody farting repeatedly with a long delay at the beginning . Stick the tape-player to the targets chair. Press play and wait until your target arrives and hope that you have timed it correctly.
Secretly put some red clothing in your target's white wash, when he washes a load of white clothes, and watch him cry at the colour of his new Versace top.
E-Mailed Pranks
(These are tricks that people have submitted to The PrankHouse, they are raw and uncut so beware of explicit language!)
"My favourite all time prank was a neighbourhood past time in my youth. Every time my friends and I were on the phone to each other we were to devise a new way to get the other person to say the word "what". As soon as they said it we would Hang up. Its good to get them real excited to, like "Guess what I found,,," or "Dude, you not gonna believe this,,," As soon as they say what,,, cut them off. Doing it long distance is even more fun."
"I got my girlfriend real good by putting the rubber mouse I got from a joke shop in the coffee pot filter and she nearly had a heart attack. She hates mice and I get her with it everyday...Hahah"
"I replaced a stick of gum from a normal pack with a piece of the blue mouth gum. I did this to my girlfriend as she left for the day to go to work, she called about a half hour later as her co-workers were laughing like crazy at her - She had just gone for a smoke break and had a stick of gum to better her breathe, when the others saw her, her mouth looked like a clown and she couldn’t understand why everyone was laughing."
"Dip cotton balls in melted chocolate for a realistic looking chocolate candy or marshmallow! Watch your victim's face go from ecstasy to horror!!"
“Get up really early in the morning before anyone else and sneak into the kitchen. From here switch the Salt and Sugar, then when someone goes to make a coffee or bake or whatever they get the wrong flavour and speew it all over!!!” WICKED!
“A classic prank is to tie a pice of fishing line to a wallet and leave it on the pavement. Your mark reaches over to pick it up, at which point you pull it away through a doorway or window. Especially good in cities where street level windows or front doors leading straight out onto the street are common.”
“The person who helps me the most is my housekeeper who comes every other week. Last week I hit her with the fake shit (she fell for it hook line and sinker). Next week she is gonna get the fake puke. (a guaranteed can't miss seeing that I have 3 cats). I think I am gonna take a week off then hit her with the fake mouse.”
Place some Scotch tape over the receiver end on a telephone and put a little bit of shaving cream in it. Then watch as your friends or co-workers answer the phone!
“THIS IS A PRANK I CAME UP WITH WHEN MY NEIGHBOR JOHN HANSON, HE WENT TO THIS WEBSITE AND GOT SOME OF YOUR PRANKS AND DID IT TO ME. BUT I GOT BACK AT HIM. HE GOES TO WORK LATE NIGHT SO I DECIDED TO GO TO HIS CAR AND PUT DUCK TAPE AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS DOORS. SO WHEN HE TRIES TO OPEN THEM HE WONT BE ABLE AND HE CANT HARDLY SEE THEM BECAUSE ITS ALREADY NIGHT.” THANKS ALOT PRANKHOUSE!!!!
“take a oreo and pull it apart throw away or eat the side with no cream take the side with cream and put it on the side of the victomes car on a hot day and the cream will melt making it slide down the side of the car leaving a long streak.”
“I DID THIS PRANK TO MY FRIEND "LUGIE" IN COMPUTER CLASS BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING SHIT. WHAT I DID I PUT SOME CLEAR STICKY TAPE ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS MOUSE SO WHEN HE MOVED HIS MOUSE THE ARROW WOULDN'T MOVE. SO HE BOUGHT ANOTHER MOUSE AND I DID IT AGAIN. IT WAS TIGHT HE MUST OF GONE TROUGH 3 MOUSES BUT HE DESERVED IT.”
“coat the toilet seat and hands with chocolate at your office and say "they're out of toliet paper!"
“Take an Oreo cookie, twist it in half, and bury a very small piece of rolled up wax paper in it. Victoms always make a funny face”
“I love to do this prank to my dad at work. I have this kind of phone that you can change your voice to low or high. Anyway,I call my dad at work hoping that he is the one that answers, then putting my voice on low I ask him a stupid question about a car that is not even there.(he works at a car dealership)When he comes back not finding the car, I change my voice back. Falls for it every time!”
“I DID THIS PRANK DURING THE SUMMER THIS PRANK WORKS IF YOU LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE ITS HOT. ONCE AGAIN THE BUTT TO MY JOKE IS FRANK. WE WERE GOING TO A BASEBALL GAME SO WHAT I DID WAS, BEFORE WE LEFT I PUT BABY POWDER WHERE THE COLD AIR CONDITION COMES OUT. SO WHEN I SAID "ITS HOT PUT THE A.C. ON" SO WHEN HE TURNED IT ON THE ENTIRE CAR GOT ALL WHITE AND HE ALMOST CRASHED CAUSE IT GOT ALL OVER HIS FACE. I RECAMEND THIS PRANK ON ROAD TRIPS. TRY IT OUT”
“I use this one every year and my family falls for it every time. Put scotch tape on the hang up thingy on your phone and when someone picks up the phone (my mom fell for it just then, honestly) they get no answer and think the phone is dead. Try it, it works every time.”
“O.K. I just did this today (april fools day of course) if you have a white toilet seat get som shavig cream and rub it tell it's white. When your done close the lid so if they really have to go they won't even notice it. When they sit down they'll slip and really mess up…Fuckin funny man”
“want
to get 'em good at dinner time? ok here goes. honestly, offer to make dinner for
the family and if mom or dad doesnt let you just beg and tell them that you love
them and thats why you are doing it and finally they give in. after all is
cooked POUR vinegar, lemon juice, or any strnge tasting thing on all foods but
yours. make sure you dont get them mixed up and watch the faces trying to act as
if it is tasty!!!!!!!”
“Once when it was snowing i put 25 gallons of water on my moms tires and while i was sleeping the water frooze and my mom spent all that day putting kitty litter on her tires”
“Put dog poop in a paper bag and set it on a door step light it and ring the door bell (see what happens 4 yaself)”
“First you take a walnut. Crack it carefully. Eat the nut than take the shell. Put a stinkbomb (if you hate the person) or a peanut (if u just wanna prank 'em) in the shell. Glue the shell together. When they open it with the nutcracker they will break the stink bomb and you will have an extremely stunned person. If there is a peanut in the walnut shell they will just be confused?!?”
Keep the emails pouring in, they're great...
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