Pranks: Book 3                                                                                                                                                                                          Book 1 Book 2 Book 3

Halloween

While waiting at the bus stop, light a pentagram of candles around you, and stand in the center, acting normal. hen ask passer-by's why they keep staring...

Ring someonečs doorbell, and wait for them to answer. Tell them that youčll be pulling a prank on them before midnight. Move on to the next house and repeat the procedure.

Buy a couple thousand little feeder crickets or killer frogs. Release them in your school assembly or food hall.

Place a pumpkin with a dynamite firework stick in the center of it, (a firework that doesn't take off but explodes), on your target's doorstep and ring the door bell and light the fuse. If the timings right - it should explode covering the target in pumpkin.

Give the trick-or-treaters red hot candies (available form all good joke shops).

Buy a universal remote control. Sneak up to a window and start changing the channels. If you were to do this on a normal day, the prank  won't be as effective since it is Halloween...

Drag Police tape saying "Police: Do not cross!" or something similar, around your targets home when they are away. And when they get home. . .

                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

How to confuse a trick-or-treater

Dress up like a scarecrow, covering all skin. Wear gloves, stuff straw around your wrists, ankles, and neck. Wear a large hat, and when the trick-or-treaters come around, lye absolutely still on your front porch, head tilted down. When they approach you, grab them.

Wait behind the door until the targets approach. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Wrap stink bombs in candy packets and break a few. Mix in a bowl of other candy. Offer to trick-or-treaters.

Write "Top Secret" in on a briefcase. When trick-or-treaters ring your bell, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here red fox," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups, 5 sit-ups and a race around the block before you give them any candy.

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters. Let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who passes your house.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a lecture on tooth decay. When they try and leave, pull them back and begin telling them a little story about Molars.

Answer the door with your mouth stuffed with chocolate and holding half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

Open the door dressed up like a SWAT team member and say, "can't you see we're busy!" .

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